Are You Done With The F-Word?

[This is about the F-word, a.k.a. The Fuckery.]
When’s the last time you decided to be done with the fuckery? I say “the last time” because most people usually lapse right back into the fuckery a few months after their proclamation to be done with it. Hey, maybe you even cause the fuckery in the first place. What is fuckery? C’mon, everyone knows what fuckery is, except you. You and maybe your friends. I say maybe your friends don’t know what fuckery is because if you don’t know, then you probably choose friends by whether or not they know.
I could be wrong. But don’t fuck with me, buddy.
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BTW, The Fuckery is also known as The Bullshit.

EXAMPLES OF THE FUCKERY:

*New Year’s Resolutions.
*Breaking a New Year’s Resolution then moaning about it.
*Sending out quotes that you’d never live by.
*Giving advice that no one will live up to, including yourself.
*Lying up-a-storm and then being mad that someone didn’t tell the truth.
*Acting like the word “fuck” in a blog post offends you, yet you say it all the time.
*Acting like curse words in general offend you, especially via social networking, yet your favorite films, books and comedians use the words often.
*Buying a dog then not walking it, leaving it alone all the time because you have a crappy job with late hours.
*Talking about your crappy job yet never looking for a better one.
*Not cleaning up your dog’s shit from a stranger’s lawn.
*Purchasing costly items then saying, “OMG I can’t afford this!”
*Whipping your friends up into a frenzy of condolences after getting dumped, when in fact you deserved to be dumped.
*Being jealous of models and anyone else who is hot.
*Talking trash about famous people, who broke their backs to get where they are, yet nobody knows your name.
*Claiming a musician has “sold out” as an artist just because you’re no longer their only fan.
*Going on vacation and spending 80% of the time in a hotel, returning home and reciting that place’s Wikipedia entry because you didn’t learn anything about the place.
*Regurgitating intelligent articles you’ve skimmed, as if it’s your own thought.
*Saying you feel so sorry for someone and then not lifting a finger to help.
*Not connecting your friends with certain people because it might help them, and any advance to a friend’s career would really bum you out.
*Spouting hatred about the government yet you don’t even vote.
*Boring everyone around you by watching cooking shows but never making any of the dishes.
*Discussing the details of your diet, all the time.
*Eating lard then complaining about your weight.
*Going to the gym and only working out for 5-15 minutes, then bragging about how, “Woah, totally worked out at the gym today.”
*Picking on people in the service industry because you’re in a bad mood and too weak to confront the ones who actually put you in that bad mood.
*Promising to do something, not doing it, then getting angry at the one you promised to do something for.
*Stating you don’t like a book, CD, movie only based on a synopsis, review, preview.
*Acting aghast when a celebrity gets caught in a naked pic or sex video, yet you’ve looked at the vid and pic many times. Even sent a link to friends.
*Joining in the absurd roar of disgust when a famous person’s private life is made public revealing they committed adultery. As if that person has broken a promise to your anonymous self.
*Publicly telling everyone about your private dispute over how someone told everyone about your private details.
*Getting on your high horse warning people they shouldn’t judge others yet when you say that, it indicates you’ve just judged them. Just as you judge random strangers’ shoes, hairdos, etc…

Pffffffffft. The Fuckery is exhausting. Maintaining a blog might even be considered a form of fuckery. Depends on your audience, I guess. Mine seems to be dwindling. So maybe I won’t be done with fuckery now that I have so much free time on my hands. Free time to continue my own fuckery and embrace everyone else’s fuckery. But if my dog shits on your lawn, I’ll absolutely clean it up, except, oops, I forgot to bring a bag. Sorry.

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