Ct Kingston
Hello I'm ChrisTina Kingston. Also Known as CtK. I don't "like" long walks on the beach, I "love" them. For more info please check the Aboutpage. Thanks for stopping by!
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Posts by Ct Kingston
Top 5 People Who Need To Shut Up
March 5, 2010 - 1:34 pm
Tags: crazy, customer service, dentist, homeless, Masseuse, Nick Nolte, Passenger, pipe down, psycho, put a cork in it, shut it, shut up, Silence, STFU, waiter
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when you’re paying for a service, sometimes the free banter can ruin your day. Maybe one day companies will institute the silent treatment as a corporate rule, but until then…
Have Social Media & Social Networking Broken Up?
March 1, 2010 - 8:05 pm
Tags: broadcasting, dysfunction, information overload, relationship, Social Media, social networking
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Where’s the love? Have Social Media & Social Networking Broken Up?
Ask Google How To Be a Vampire Ninja
February 24, 2010 - 3:13 pm
Tags: anorexia, Being, boyfriend, counterfeit island on poptropica, Descartes, existence, existentialism, Free Will, girlfriend, how to, How To Be, Jean-Paul Sartre, ninja, Nothingness, philosophy, vampire
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Do you need help on How To Be? Clearly Google search says you do.
Step Into The Twitter Time Machine
February 14, 2010 - 5:57 pm
Tags: Historical, Mark Twain, Social Networks, Time Machine, Tweetage, Tweets, Twitter, Youth
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The Twitter Time Machine: What tweets do you think you would have posted? Or wished you hadn’t, but know damn well you would have, back in the day?
Is Your Twitter Diet Killing You?
February 8, 2010 - 9:41 am
Tags: beer, Blipfm, Booze, Burger, Cheeseburger, ChompFest, Favstar, Fiction, Foodsquare, Got Milk, high-heeled sandals, hot dog, hunger, hungry, Pie, Pizza, ravenous, Social Media, Social Network, socks, Tweet, Tweetage, Twitter, vodka, wine
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If you have a Twitter account and value your health I advise you read this closely.
If you don’t have a Twitter account, read it from far away. But please read it, this could save your life. If you’re on Twitter you can’t help but see food-oriented tweets pass through your stream.
The Death of Sex
January 29, 2010 - 2:32 pm
Tags: cockroach, CTK1, Death, Defibrillation, Defibrillator, evolution, fornicate, Funeral, Google, Mourn, Resurrection, Revive, Romeo Roach, sex, Sexual Resurrection
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Sex has been around forever, meanwhile it has also died a million deaths, buried but miraculously clawing its way out of the box, coming back to life throughout the ages. Ancient Egyptian scrolls as well as modern day tomes have been written on how to resuscitate Sex…
Keywords: Passive Aggressive
January 13, 2010 - 8:57 pm
Tags: friendship, PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE, relationships, Self Awareness, Social Networks
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I’m angry. I’m furious. I’m fed up and don’t wanna take it anymore. Currently still taking it though, regardless of vehemence and bafflement.
Over the past few months I’ve been meeting people who act like they’re kind, attentive, thoughtful and in-tune with me. As soon as I open up, a little, they flip the switch. Suddenly the connection stretches until it’s so thin it could snap at any moment, or at least I could. SNAP. Next I’m left wondering if I should do the same, act a fool. And if I don’t then I’m allowing someone to jerk me around.
Think Sausage: Visualize Happiness
December 18, 2009 - 6:28 pm
Tags: Charles Manson, CTK1, Emotion, Food, Moods, Pancakes, Pudding, PullTRIGGER, Puppies, Sausage, sex, Think, ThinkSausage, Visualization
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When things go horribly wrong, it’s hard to stop the emotions from growing wild and going feral. Plus, how do we stop our runaway train quickly enough to prevent a personal train wreck? There’s a myth that most suicides occur during the holidays. It’s been proven a false statistic, but I die a little every [...]
Top 13 One-Night Stands of 2009
December 8, 2009 - 1:11 pm
Tags: Adultery, Aflliction, Balloon Boy, Celebrity Death, Cheetah, Duestch, Ed HARdy, Facebook, Farrah Fawcet, Green Avatar, Iran, Jon and Kate Plus 8, Kayne West, Sheeple, Social Networks, Tiger Woods, Twitter, Wild Wild West, Will Smith
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As we’re hurtling towards 2010, many of us are whiplashed, looking back and wondering what the hell happened. A lot of nothing took place and out of that void came a profound thud, still reverberating throughout the virtual tubes and tunnels of our collective consciousness. Sure there were also worthwhile events happening at some point, [...]
Riding Thigh Machine: In The Situation Room
November 29, 2009 - 1:10 pm
Tags: Bone, CNN, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Health, Horndoggies, PoonHounds, Relax, sex, situation room, thighs, Wolf Blitzer
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At the gym, I like to gaze upon the other sweaty people and watch as they grunt.
I enjoy deciding if their exertion looks more like toilet-face or an in progress big O.
It’s better than watching Wolf Blitzer babble out BS on CNN, in his “The Situation Room.”
My health club never has anything good on TV.
It’s [...]
What Do Your Passwords Reveal About You?
November 21, 2009 - 1:33 pm
Tags: Crimes&Misdemeanors, CTK1, Facebook, Legacy, Myspace, Pam Anderson, Passwords, SexVid, Social Networks, Tommy Lee, Twitter, Youtube
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If you’re the type to use the same password for every site, I hope it’s a difficult one.
Something super hard to figure out, like: QRTxxxv2569286v~!*
That’d make people think you were deep, complicated and had a memory of steel.
Or, um, is it more like: Your First Name + Birth Year? – Sue1985 or Fred1946 – [...]
Close Encounters of the Embarrassing Kind
November 17, 2009 - 2:57 pm
Tags: ALIEN PROBE, aliens, BOOGER BOZO, Face fail, humanitarianism, spinach teeth, unzipped fly, V
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What if administering anal probes isn’t really what the aliens are interested in?
Maybe they only want to enlighten us into being cooler, more gracious, n’such stuff as that
to one another. Yeah, perhaps they perform this via an anal probe, sure, but at least
it’s a positive thing to attempt, even if it hurts a little.
Do you [...]
How To Cook Corn, Chick Style
November 9, 2009 - 7:31 pm
Tags: Corn, Corny, EX, Food, recipes, romance, sex
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As Thanksgiving approaches this information may come in handy…
First you have to dehusk the corn. To ease the boredom of undressing corn, you might want to imagine that you’re stripping off your clothes or somebody else’s. Depending on how much corn you have to shuck, you could also think of group sex and how hot [...]
CATatonic
I don’t like my cat.
I bet many of you reading this, do like my cat.
Even though you’ve never met my cat,
you might like all cats. Even mine.
I don’t like my cat.
It wasn’t even my cat. It was this skinny, sickly, starving
stray, so I fed it. I even took it to the vet.
I guess during that [...]
A Moment of Truth: TDWABTBTSIW
November 8, 2009 - 9:17 am
Tags: blogging, BloggingBoob, CTK1, female anatomy, TheBoobsOfBlogging
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One thing I avoid when blogging is the vain, drastically desperate plea for attention begged for
by posting an anonymous, breasty female photo. In this instance I posted one of myself.
I really hope you like it. Is it okay? OMG, I hope you like it a lot.
As this is my first blog in well over a [...]
