Comments on: Close Encounters of the Embarrassing Kind http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/ Wed, 08 Sep 2010 08:16:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Ct Kingston http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/comment-page-3/#comment-3106 Ct Kingston Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:47:42 +0000 http://ctkingston.com/?p=497#comment-3106 Hey Nini let's investigate these hot prawns. Hey Nini let's investigate these hot prawns.

]]> By: Ct Kingston http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/comment-page-3/#comment-3107 Ct Kingston Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:45:59 +0000 http://ctkingston.com/?p=497#comment-3107 Oh yeah, ladies love all that underarm afro! Actually as a massive Basketball fan my least enjoyment is their nasty mass of armpit fro. I go on about it...<br><br>"Yo, trim that shit!"<br><br>But on YOU, I bet it actually does look stellar. heh -Ya STUD. ;)<br><br>Yeah I'll climb up on that hot mess.<br><br>Yes, real talk. Oh yeah, ladies love all that underarm afro! Actually as a massive Basketball fan my least enjoyment is their nasty mass of armpit fro. I go on about it…

“Yo, trim that shit!”

But on YOU, I bet it actually does look stellar. heh -Ya STUD. ;)

Yeah I'll climb up on that hot mess.

Yes, real talk.

]]> By: Ct Kingston http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/comment-page-3/#comment-298 Ct Kingston Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:47:42 +0000 http://ctkingston.com/?p=497#comment-298 Hey Nini let's investigate these hot prawns. Hey Nini let's investigate these hot prawns.

]]> By: Ct Kingston http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/comment-page-3/#comment-295 Ct Kingston Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:45:59 +0000 http://ctkingston.com/?p=497#comment-295 Oh yeah, ladies love all that underarm afro! Actually as a massive Basketball fan my least enjoyment is there nasty mass of armpit fro. I go on about it...<br><br>"Yo, trim that shit!"<br><br>But on YOU, I bet it actually does look stellar. heh -Ya STUD. ;)<br><br>Yeah I'll climb up on that hot mess.<br><br>Yes, real talk. Oh yeah, ladies love all that underarm afro! Actually as a massive Basketball fan my least enjoyment is there nasty mass of armpit fro. I go on about it…

“Yo, trim that shit!”

But on YOU, I bet it actually does look stellar. heh -Ya STUD. ;)

Yeah I'll climb up on that hot mess.

Yes, real talk.

]]> By: mookie http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/comment-page-3/#comment-234 mookie Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:55:40 +0000 http://ctkingston.com/?p=497#comment-234 Old prawns in the hubcaps of the car is MUCH more effective. They gradually smell and smell more and more as they rot and rot. Then gross neighbour gets angrier and angrier. Eventually he moves farther away and farther away and you get happier and happier. Old prawns in the hubcaps of the car is MUCH more effective. They gradually smell and smell more and more as they rot and rot. Then gross neighbour gets angrier and angrier. Eventually he moves farther away and farther away and you get happier and happier.

]]> By: mookie http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/comment-page-3/#comment-233 mookie Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:53:25 +0000 http://ctkingston.com/?p=497#comment-233 Oh, au contraire, the ladies LOVE the under-arm braids... well, I should qualify that by clarifying "ladies" as my hairdresser, who used to be a lady... but, yeah.<br><br>I know they will come in handy one day -- I'm imagining some Rapunzel-esque scenario where I have to dangle them out a window to save the love of my life.<br><br>Yes, real talk. Oh, au contraire, the ladies LOVE the under-arm braids… well, I should qualify that by clarifying “ladies” as my hairdresser, who used to be a lady… but, yeah.

I know they will come in handy one day — I'm imagining some Rapunzel-esque scenario where I have to dangle them out a window to save the love of my life.

Yes, real talk.

]]> By: Ct Kingston http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/comment-page-3/#comment-232 Ct Kingston Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:52:35 +0000 http://ctkingston.com/?p=497#comment-232 When I called you a turkey I was thinking of it in a Thanksgiving way. Ya know like how the Pilgrims killed all the Indians by giving them blankets infected by Small Pox while pretending to be "friendly"...<br><br>Wait, what? OMG, that's not what I was talking about. What is wrong with me? <br><br>I looooooooooooooooooove your inside out story! Ha ha. But you did pull a Carrie Bradshaw because just like her, you got away with it, stylishly!<br><br>Get back to that novel NOW! When I called you a turkey I was thinking of it in a Thanksgiving way. Ya know like how the Pilgrims killed all the Indians by giving them blankets infected by Small Pox while pretending to be “friendly”…

Wait, what? OMG, that's not what I was talking about. What is wrong with me?

I looooooooooooooooooove your inside out story! Ha ha. But you did pull a Carrie Bradshaw because just like her, you got away with it, stylishly!

Get back to that novel NOW!

]]> By: Ct Kingston http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/comment-page-3/#comment-231 Ct Kingston Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:48:44 +0000 http://ctkingston.com/?p=497#comment-231 Ha, yes, you big bully! I bet you were the popular footballer dude who stalked all the little fellas and rammed their heads into the lockers, yes? ;)<br><br>I think aliens are way more interested in our asses, because that is where all of HUMAN knowledge evolves.<br>Straight outta the ass.<br><br>If you want a blow job... try ILLEGAL aliens instead! Ha, yes, you big bully! I bet you were the popular footballer dude who stalked all the little fellas and rammed their heads into the lockers, yes? ;)

I think aliens are way more interested in our asses, because that is where all of HUMAN knowledge evolves.
Straight outta the ass.

If you want a blow job… try ILLEGAL aliens instead!

]]> By: Ct Kingston http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/comment-page-3/#comment-230 Ct Kingston Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:46:13 +0000 http://ctkingston.com/?p=497#comment-230 NASAL PROBE ! Hey you noticed how clueless I look in my bubble wrap? You rock it! I was trying to mimic the green dude. heh... Damn extraterrestrials. NASAL PROBE ! Hey you noticed how clueless I look in my bubble wrap? You rock it! I was trying to mimic the green dude. heh… Damn extraterrestrials.

]]> By: Ct Kingston http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/comment-page-3/#comment-229 Ct Kingston Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:15:42 +0000 http://ctkingston.com/?p=497#comment-229 The Jerk Factor does count. If it's a total a-hole then he should be booger all day. Yes yes, I agree!<br>Actually if the person is super horrible it'd be great if we could make the snot EXPAND.<br>Make it so huge that they fall over, flat on their booger face!<br><br>THIS IS GENIUS<br>"Besides, boogers are more cost effective, and earth friendlier, than condoms."<br><br>GENIUS<br>Made me laugh and I am still laughing! The Jerk Factor does count. If it's a total a-hole then he should be booger all day. Yes yes, I agree!
Actually if the person is super horrible it'd be great if we could make the snot EXPAND.
Make it so huge that they fall over, flat on their booger face!

THIS IS GENIUS
“Besides, boogers are more cost effective, and earth friendlier, than condoms.”

GENIUS
Made me laugh and I am still laughing!

]]> By: Ct Kingston http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/comment-page-2/#comment-228 Ct Kingston Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:19:30 +0000 http://ctkingston.com/?p=497#comment-228 Kristin, I like how you do things OUT LOUD! Kristin, I like how you do things OUT LOUD!

]]> By: Ct Kingston http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/comment-page-2/#comment-227 Ct Kingston Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:18:24 +0000 http://ctkingston.com/?p=497#comment-227 Thank you hotness! BTW you and those glasses of yours... woo, so much sexier in person! #justsayin Thank you hotness! BTW you and those glasses of yours… woo, so much sexier in person! #justsayin

]]> By: Ct Kingston http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/comment-page-2/#comment-226 Ct Kingston Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:17:20 +0000 http://ctkingston.com/?p=497#comment-226 That gross neighbor guy should get a burning bag of shit on his doorstep. <br>And then he should be beaten with a pole and splattered with rotten fruits!<br>After all that, how about you & I do a photo shoot of him?<br>That scumbag loser bastard! YIPPY!!!!! That gross neighbor guy should get a burning bag of shit on his doorstep.
And then he should be beaten with a pole and splattered with rotten fruits!
After all that, how about you & I do a photo shoot of him?
That scumbag loser bastard! YIPPY!!!!!

]]> By: Ct Kingston http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/comment-page-2/#comment-225 Ct Kingston Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:15:32 +0000 http://ctkingston.com/?p=497#comment-225 What does GOD have going on, down there? ;-) What does GOD have going on, down there? ;-)

]]> By: Ct Kingston http://ctkingston.com/close-encounters-of-the-embarrassing-kind/comment-page-2/#comment-224 Ct Kingston Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:15:03 +0000 http://ctkingston.com/?p=497#comment-224 Oh No! Oh no the skirt tuck waistband debacle... been there :0<br>So you're a super hero too, now saving the masses from 'the uglies'...love it Victoria!<br>If you're still single (hopefully not, but if) let's hit the Alien Pub and see what we can score up.<br>"Aliens are Ultra Coolio."<br><br>YEAH~! Oh No! Oh no the skirt tuck waistband debacle… been there :0
So you're a super hero too, now saving the masses from 'the uglies'…love it Victoria!
If you're still single (hopefully not, but if) let's hit the Alien Pub and see what we can score up.
“Aliens are Ultra Coolio.”

YEAH~!

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