Nearly all deaths are sad and shocking, making us cry out, “Why? Why did this happen? It’s so unfair!” Unfair indeed, although it’s a fact of life, nothing can live forever. Especially Sex. If you attended Sex’s funeral, what would you wear? You have many options and in a certain way each will show your individual respect for this great loss.

So um… Hey baby, what are you wearing?
• Your Sunday Best
• Business-Casual
• Sporting Gear
• Scantily Clad (Pimp, Ho or Fetish-wear)
• Nude
• None of my business.

Every time you’ve stopped having sex, whether by choice or circumstance, you should hold a funeral until you figure out a way to bring it back to life. Mourning the loss of a loved one is an important, necessary way to accept the truth and get on with your life.
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